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Start your Engines!

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July 14, 2013

The grounds were FINALLY quiet at 6am when I woke early from my  tent to take photos of this stoic castle in the morning light  – devoid of the public and Ralliers!

Mist was slowly rising from the moat’s calm reflective waters, sunlight was streaking through the clouds, ducks were bathing, a heron stood guard in the reeds near the entry walkway to the front gate, and the pastures in the distance shimmered in that hazy early morning light reminiscent of impressionist paintings.

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This magical peaceful morning with the castle would stand in stark contrast to the off the chart craziness that ensued with the launch just a couple of hours later.

When I returned to my tent, the great flurry of activity had begun as tents and gear were emptied, collapsed, packed away and hauled down to the mass of vehicles.  Don now had to figure out how to get an additional 5 team members’ gear up into the roof racks that had seemed maxed out with the 9 we left Little Switzerland with!

The Rally festivities cranked up around 10am   – complete with prizes given to teams for “most funds raised to date” (nearly 15K British pounds!!), “Least likely to finish”  – Team Serpico – which ran into the front of the ramp, banged it’s exhaust pipe, and had to be pushed up the ramp, “Most unique vehicle”   – Tryke around the world for his homebuilt Tryke – VERY cool!  4 Men 7 Brows was awarded a 30” old clunky TV that they had to figure out how to get into their car!  Knights jousted each other on horseback and a “group” photo was shot with all us Ralliers crowded around the stage

Then came the grand announcement  –  “Now Go…and Start Your Engines!!”

Everyone ran for their vehicles, which were then paraded one by one up the ramp, across the stage and back down and out the castle grounds.  No way the bus was going up the ramp, so we just drove in front of the stage and as we passed, Buddy the Emcee climbed up our back ladder and onto the roof to great cheers from the crowd!  We were officially launched at 1130am (we did stop  – barely – to let buddy down once we realized he was up there)

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We made a beeline for the Dover to Calais Ferry – just missing the 2pm ferry we had our booking for, but no problem, the 3pm gave us all time to catch our breath.

Taking the Ferry and seeing The White Cliffs of Dover have been on my TO DO list for MANY years!  Neither one disappointed.

On Board, I met 2 wonderful older ladies from Cheshire who were headed to France to go see Versailles and Monet’s Gardens for the very first time.  It reminded me very much of my Grandmother who had always dreamed of seeing Monet’s Gardens but never did get the chance.  One day, I will get there for the both of us!

The Sea Gulls were having their fun soaring in the Ferry’s wind wake – occasionally making a landing on various railings.  Folks were trying to either feed them or be photographed with them.  Not sure whether the gulls or the people were the more entertaining.

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The ferry docked in Calais, and for the 2nd time in my life I am on French soil for Bastille Day (essentially the French version of oour 4th of July).  It is after 5pm, and we are trying to make a campground in Cologne, Germany for the night, so there was no time to dally and partake in any of the country’s festivities, With no repeat visit for me to the presidential palace in Paris, we are in Belgium in a blink of an eye.

We arrive at a very dark and locked up campground in Cologne around 12:30am.  After rousing management we are told in a very UNPOLITE fashion that “This is NOT a reasonable hour” and we are denied entry.  Exhausted from a long day, Don drives us down to the end of the road to a small park adjacent to the campground, underneath a bridge overpass of the Rhine River, where 20 or so teenagers are partying it up under the bridge.  Hmm…we’re a bit put off, but they are a harmless Belgian boy scout troop – so up the tents go.

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(There’s the campground!)

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Final country count  for today = 5 : UK/France/Belgium/Netherlands/Germany


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HAD FUN STORMIN’ THE CASTLE!!

July 13, 2013

In The Adventurists words of “Up Yours Dover” – permission from The National Trust was granted & Launch Party #1 of the 2013 Mongol Rally is now at… Bodiam Castle!  Plus side – it has a MOAT!  Down Side – it is roughly 40 kilometers FURTHER AWAY from our campground, the Dover ferry, and our planned route.

After enjoying what may be the last HOT shower for quite a few days, the great pack-up ensued.  Don did a banner job jigsaw puzzling & ratchet strapping 9 folks’ gear up onto the roof racks.  However, when it came time to load up the 2 bicycles Will and Tommy acquired on their adventures around England, Don just BALKED!  NO WAY!!  Jock (center of photo below) became the proud new owner of one, as a thanks for his amazing generosity, kindness, and camaraderie throughout the week!  We made a compelling case that the other one would aid in our filming along the way and then be donated to the orphanage.

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With the successful use of the wheelchair lift, Jan settled into her specially crafted seat, and the 9 assembled Dixie Chickens leave Little Switzerland shortly after 10am, radio blasting (LOVE SHACK!) & the Canadian team Bro’s & Khans in pursuit.

Rule of the Road #1 : Don’t Mess With The Bus!  The small British cars are quick to give way on their narrow British roads to our large American bus and give us right of way most of the time.

Road signage for Bodiam Castle is scant, and for the Mongol Rally – non-existent – we’re SURE there is a castle out here somewhere!  We do successfully navigate our way past rolling hills w/fresh bales of hay (reminiscent of Wisconsin), a stop for cherries at a roadside stand, & through small, but very active, English towns.

Giddiness by The Adventurists Staff was clearly evident upon our arrival on the castle grounds.  Rob immediately jumped at the chance to ride in the bus with us on down to the parking area.  We were prominently parked in the middle of the field up towards the front of the festivities  – no chance ANYONE will miss seeing us!

No Camping / Tent set-up until the grounds close to the public at 5p so we quickly set up our sun shade and chairs, pop open the beer and snacks, and meet & greet with new and old friends as teams arrive from all points.  Everyone wants to check out the bus and we quickly become a hot spot of social activity!  Our team also increases by 5 as teammates Dave, Amy, Caroline, Eric, and Cale arrive!  The Dixie Chickens are now at FULL STRENGTH! WHOO HOO!!

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 Bodiam Castle  From their website: “This fairytale castle is one of Britain’s most romantic and picturesque, set in the heart of 1066 country. With spiral staircases, battlements and a portcullis, 14th-century Bodiam Castle is the real thing. Windows where arrows were once fired, a tower that was once a look-out and ruins that were once walked upon by knights; this is a place where you can relive your childhood memories and let your imagination run riot.

Tonight’s Festivities include a “Black Tie” party inside the castle!  Team Dixie Chickens  – dressed in all their team finery – are ready to get this party started!

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All Ralliers marched en masse up to the castle led by a flamboyantly dressed “disco wizard” – a cross between Gandalf and Liberace. Inside the castle, a stringed orchestra played, wenches served up glasses of Mead, and the party-ing and people watching began.  I felt a bit underdressed in my tux shirt and chicken hat, (there were very few actual “Tux’s”).  They say less is more – but it is not always a good thing –  one team definitely stood out from the crowd –  one team of 4 guys dressed solely in black bow ties and their speedoes!  (Although I think they garnered MORE photo requests than all other teams combined! – YIKES!)

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AND – I did finally find my Knight(s) in Shining Armor – Go figure that I had to come to England to find them!

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We were all kicked out of the castle and sent back down the hill to the parking lot at 9pm to continue the after party.  We’re not sure the massive jugs of Mead had actually been polished off, but we all obliged and on our end, our team “held court” at the bus for quite some time.

Tomorrow is the launch!