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Issyk-Kul to Taldykorgan

Issyk-Kul to Taldykorgan

Monday August 5th

Stefano had been in search of a Lenin statue to photograph for the Vanity Fair article he and Pietro are working on about our adventure. Our drive out of town from Lake Issyk-Kul to Almaty on Saturday had us pass this magnificent example, which, with a perfectly parked bus, and 2 co-conspirators (Don & Caroline) up on top – made for great fun! Especially once we noticed a police offer had emerged out of the government building behind us, standing in the doorway with his hands on his hips! Whoops – RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY.

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(We later discovered that Sarah’s tweet of her photo had been picked up and had made it onto Kyrgyzstan TV later that night!! )

On the road back to the Kazakhstan border:

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With no warrants out for our arrest (mocking of an historical figure in public…?) our quick & clean getaway was complete and we were sad to bid Kyrgyzstan adieu. In fact, we were having so much fun chatting with the Kyrgyzstan border guards while they signed our bus, we hadn’t even noticed our passports had been stamped until an official asked us to “move along”.

Back in Kazakhstan, the crush of locals passing between the 2 countries surprised us and was the most folks we’d seen in awhile (and certainly at any border crossing to date). With Don and the bus escaping mostly unscathed from what Will and Tommy had named “The Customs Dungeon” we were on our way to our swanky Holiday Inn in Almaty. (yep, in Kazakhstan!)

When we arrived at the gate to the hotel, the guard took one look at us and the bus, and we were sure he was uttering under his breathe …”None Shall Pass”! But thanks to Sarah’s “La De Dah” elite status and her use of points for our block of rooms, he was forced to call the manager who acquiesced to our request – WHOO HOO!! With access granted, hot showers and cold beer were once again top priorities after our days of camping.

Sarita’s all night editing session and unsuccessful media file uploads to The Adventurists had broken the hotel’s internet! LOL! 🙂 The wi-fi came back on just before we departed at noon, and we were all busy trying to get off one last blog or facebook post before beginning our multi day trek across Eastern Kaz as we headed off in search of the Russian border.

A short drive out of town is where we discovered where all the Kaz locales go on a sunday afternoon: Lake Kapshagay – a large reservoir, with its beach chairs, umbrellas, and water park truly looked like an oasis in the desert!

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The afternoon was spent driving through some beautiful countryside dotted with small farming towns. The light that fell across the vast wide open plains was a feast for the eyes. Big white puffy clouds cast their long shadows over the green rolling grasslands, an endless bright blue sky and mountains in the distance

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The occasional passing semi with Military tanks loaded on their flat beds though was a quick reminder as to where we really were.

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I watched another stunning sunset in the distance from the bus window. This one lit up all the surrounding clouds in magnificent orange with shafts of light streaming outward.

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Time to find a place to camp. We all quickly vetoed the first potential site while we, comfortably sitting INSIDE the bus, watched Sarita take one for the team while checking out the off road conditions for the bus. Flailing her arms about like an epileptic in the midst of a terrible seizure, she furiously swatted away at the hungry mosquitos Yeah, not for us. We continued on til near dark and following on in our apparent theme, Sarita and Pietro navigated our way to another fabulous roadside landfill, I mean campsite, around 9pm.

Come morning, our landfill campsite, was not as bad as we’d imagined the night before. Trash aside, the very early morning light on the grasses and nearby hills was really quite beautiful, to me.

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Abandoned Ships & Cosmonauts!

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Tuesday July 30

With our Immigration Card ordeal over with, we are off in search of the Aralsk harbor and the lost Aral Sea.

Years of Russian irrigation starved the Aral Sea of much needed water. It has been nearly 40 years since the sea receded, strangling a fishing town of its livelihood and a harbor for its ships.  There is apparently now a huge International surge underway to try and revitalize and restore this part of the Aral Sea back to it’s former glory via a series of dams, dykes and channels.   Currently the “sea” sits about 23km offshore from the town of Aralsk and there is hope that in a few years the sea may return.  In the meantime, there are a handful of boats in “dry dock” that stand as a memorial to the once former bustling harbor / fishing town.  There is a more formal “Ships Graveyard” further up & around the western coastline, but we do not have the time to schedule this guided day trip.  Being a sailor, it is hard to see such an empty harbor devoid of life, fortunately, we also have fun with some of the local kids and the “other” current inhabitants of the harbor.

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Our journey south away from the blistering 50 deg celsius (120 degF?) heat toward hopefully cooler mountain weather (still a day or two away) continues.

Next up – a quick drive through the town of Baykonur, and views across the valley to the more famous Baykonur Cosmodrome. (This is a great link to a NY Times Article on the town and the Cosmodrome’s history!)

This nearly 7K square kilometer area is the site of the Russian manned space program, and where the Soviet’s space race & Yuri Gagarin’s famous launch as the world’s first human into space occurred in 1961.

Post the Soviet breakup / Kazakhstan’s independence, the Russians now have to lease this site and the town from Kazakhstan (scheduled til 2050).  NASA is also now paying to use this site to launch our astronauts into space to the ISS, since our manned space program is no longer funded for US  based launches.

For a NASA/space buff like me, getting a tour of this place would be an amazing life experience.  Unfortunately, despite it’s near desolate remote location,  I have read that they are INCREDIBLY hard to come by, are very expensive, and require months of advance preparation/paperwork / approval from the Russian Space Agency.  So we settle for the views along the road of the satellite arrays and a drive through the part of the town that lies outside the gates.  We considered trying Sarah’s, “But we’ve driven all this way in an American school bus. We’re from America.  You have to see our bus, you have to let us in…” but decided this may not, in fact,  work on these guards.

The part of town we can drive through is as dilapidated as so much of the rest of the countryside we have seen.  However, like the rest of the Kaz people we have met in this part of the country, they are very friendly and wave enthusiastically back at us as we pass them.

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Atyrau to Aktobe

Sunday July 28 –

After arriving in Atyrau at the fabulous Marriott Renaissance friday evening around 10pm – showers were priority #1. Then a re-group at the hotel sports bar for beer and food (in that order). Thankfully, they had an outdoor patio to save us from the ear shattering music inside for the 3 people on the dance floor. The lure of the incredibly comfy beds with multiple pillows had Don exclaiming we would NOT be getting an early start! (YAYE!)

After sleeping in, and catching up on the internet, we headed off into the Kazakhstan desert for Aktobe around 3:30pm

First off, a road detour and a massive traffic jam trying to get out of town on a saturday afternoon. At least we were entertained by the truckers and cars honking and waving at us – including an iced tea truck and one of many “oreonachos” semi’s we would see across the desert . A quick stop for gas had the entire staff with sharpies in hand signing the bus and slapping on a new sticker.

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The first 100km or so were paved before unceremoniously quickly devolving into bits of what once might have been some sort of “road” material now sandwiched between the craters and sinkholes. We essentially came to a screeching halt and began our 20km crawl. A quick note to the City of Chicago Dep’t of Transportation – I will NEVER mock you again!!

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Getting to see ALL the fabulous sites Kazakhstan has to offer, Night #1 of desert camping began around 8:30pm, setting up camp on the side of the road, next to a local landfill. At least we were treated to a gorgeous sun setting in the distance. Noodles & pasta (courtesy of jet boil) and some jimmy bufffet music, were enjoyed under an a amazing star filled sky.

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Today started at 8:30am on the road near MM 429

Yesterday we’d passed/met a frenchman who was bicycling from france to siberia. What an epic endeavor!. He is one of the happiest guys I’ve ever met – he was very much at peace – happy, smiling, waving, just trucking along on his bike, stopping to chat with whoever he meets on the road. Our morale was certainly set for the day when about an hour into our day today, we passed him – again – and had a hard time staying ahead of him!. Beaten by a bicyclist, how humiliating…. he just waved and grinned at us as we went by!

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It was a very long day of trying to stay off the hideously cratered main road. We quickly got a clue watching the locals and the semi’s, that the “road” of choice was one of the numerous adjacent dirt roads. It is slightly faster, and smoother, and had us wishing that the bus had the massive tires and suspensions of the multitude of Kamaz trucks that passed us by, quickly disappearing off into the distance out of sight!

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Taking photographs out the bus window has become a new art form. I’ve discovered that having even horizon lines are clearly overrated as the bus constantly dips and sways as it rambles along the washboards. I’m going to be quite busy with the “straightening” tool when I get home.

Sarah has renamed kazakhstan “godforsakenstahn”. It may be desolate here in western Kaz, but it is also beautiful in its own way. There are hawks, camels, goats, sheep, cattle, and the occasional herdsman checking on them. There are passenger and freight trains routinely rolling along the tracks that parallel our path. The Dust devils are magnificent to watch as they roll across the landscape, but of course there is a thick layer of dust/sand on EVERYTHING!

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There is occasionally a river and some greenery and maybe a tree here or there, and small towns dot the landscape, one of which had a fairly modern petrol station out in the middle of nowhere, where we stocked up on diesel and water. Around 7pm, we were passed by another rally car – Team “Flying Lederhosen” – the car supposedly confiscated at the Ukrainian border! They had quite a story about that, which I will save for a later post

Average speed for the day = a blistering 20km/hour.
12 hours of driving took us from MM 429 to MM 610 – we are only about halfway to Aktobe. The 500 km days may be over, and night #2 of desert camping ensues.

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Bridges, Breakdowns, and Rainbows!

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Friday July 26

We arrived in Volgograd, Russia around 9pm last night with the  Mother Russia statue‘s  outstretched arms rising in the distance high over the city.  Sunset had fallen and lodging/camping options appeared slim to none.  The collective agreed to make a bee- line for Atyrau, Kazakhstan and the  plush Marriott hotel rooms (Thanks Sarah!!) with wi-fi, showers, and a hot meal and cold beer (ammenities we have truly come to cherish) that awaited our arrival for tonight.

Driving out of town, we passed the miles and miles of oil and natural gas refineries that have come to define Volgograd.  We arrived at a McDonalds in Astrakhan, Russia this morning around 8am catching some zzz’s in our seats, while Don, Pietro, & Sarah  drove us through the night.  Not being much of a fast food aficionado, I must say my Egg McMuffin tasted MIGHTY FINE!!

Our first adventure of the day –
We were all ecstatic to discover that our oversized weighty bus WOULD be allowed to pass onto the floating bridge that we needed to get across in order to easily reach the Kazakhstan border.  I got my turn up on on the roof rack and camped myself up there with camera in hand as we crossed the rickety 1 lane bridge. It was AWESOME!!  Stefano and Pietro walked ahead, and photographed the bus coming across the bridge.  We successfully reached the other side to the many cheers & honks of the cars waiting their turn to go the other way.

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But the fun did not end there…..we had our first breakdown of the trip!!
As The Adventurists say….”if nothing goes wrong,  everything has gone wrong”.

About 3km(?) from the border, we pass over a small bridge with a guardrail, Don hears a clacky clacky sound from the wheels on the starboard/right side of the bus.  Quickly pulling over,  he and Tommy discover that the bracket holding up the brake calipers has gone missing.  The bus is dead in the water!!

We empty out of the bus and folks spread out and start walking back down the road looking for the bracket, to no avail.  It’s possible some scrap metal Sarah found might work, but now we need a hacksaw.  I work my magic and flag down a Semi (YES!!).

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Not just any semi mind you, turns out this guy works for a metal fabrication co. and has an electric hand grinder in his tool chest.  The guys go to work on the scrap metal, cutting and shaping it into what Don needs to make this impropmtu repair. Sarah rewards my NEW “knight in shining armor” (I had no idea they were EVERYWHERE!) with his very own Dixie Chickens T-Shirt!!  With our part now ready for install, the semi disappears on down the road.
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A local herdsman has come to check out all the action as well:

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Don gets us back up to speed and just for good measure we drive back down the road a bit further than the mile or so folks had walked.  And, NO SHIT! There, in the middle of the road, about 2km back, Don spies the bracket just laying there in the middle of the road. Over an hour later, it is still intact and undamaged from the semis and cars that have driven by it.  And it’s a good thing we found it too, because after we’ve turned around and headed back towards the border, not a mile later we hear the clackety clack again.  Don pulls back over.  The impromptu fix had loosened, so back on the bracket went and we were good to go!

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Border Crossings in the Rally are  legendary, and today’s is no different,  but I’m  saving that for another post.  Without TOO much shakedown, and with only minor pilfering (confiscation) of our some of our liquor stash (Sarita’s Jaegermeister among them) , we have arrived in Kazakhstan!

If Don thought the roads in the Ukraine and Russia were something to snark about, Kazakstan has welcomed him with some wild slalom driving on a road that is not unlike what the apollo lunar module must have encountered in the asteroid craters of the moon back in 1969!  YIKES!  Sarita says , with her best efforts of an eastern european accent,  “Here in Kazakhstan, we fix road, every day, best in world,”  We’re  in stitches.  280 km to Atyrau – and GO!

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A short while later we encounter our first MAJOR storm of the Rally, as the skies unleash a torrent of rain,  wild winds, blowing sand, and HAIL!  As the sun emerges out of the black clouds above,  it is still raining,  I figure there might be one heckuva rainbow out there on the horizon  – and I”m right!

it takes awhile to really kick in, but when it does, it is one of the most BRILLIANT rainbows I have EVER seen in my life.  It so clear, so intense and seems to last forever.   Don gets so sick of all of us hanging out the windows with photo lust in our eyes and hearts, he relents, stops the bus, and shoos us out the door with the comment of “ok folks go get those damn rainbow photos!!”  YEEHAW!!   The rainbow  is even more spectacular outside the bus – and we are even treated to a magical DOUBLE rainbow! (LOVED the “vivid” setting on the new camera!)

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Of course the day is not over, and I get to see my very first – not in a zoo – Camels!   They’re tagged & numbered, and they are right along the side of the road, but I am excited nonetheless. Don stops for another Photo Op!!

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This has been a SPECTACULAR day!