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Issyk-Kul to Taldykorgan

Issyk-Kul to Taldykorgan

Monday August 5th

Stefano had been in search of a Lenin statue to photograph for the Vanity Fair article he and Pietro are working on about our adventure. Our drive out of town from Lake Issyk-Kul to Almaty on Saturday had us pass this magnificent example, which, with a perfectly parked bus, and 2 co-conspirators (Don & Caroline) up on top – made for great fun! Especially once we noticed a police offer had emerged out of the government building behind us, standing in the doorway with his hands on his hips! Whoops – RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY.

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(We later discovered that Sarah’s tweet of her photo had been picked up and had made it onto Kyrgyzstan TV later that night!! )

On the road back to the Kazakhstan border:

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With no warrants out for our arrest (mocking of an historical figure in public…?) our quick & clean getaway was complete and we were sad to bid Kyrgyzstan adieu. In fact, we were having so much fun chatting with the Kyrgyzstan border guards while they signed our bus, we hadn’t even noticed our passports had been stamped until an official asked us to “move along”.

Back in Kazakhstan, the crush of locals passing between the 2 countries surprised us and was the most folks we’d seen in awhile (and certainly at any border crossing to date). With Don and the bus escaping mostly unscathed from what Will and Tommy had named “The Customs Dungeon” we were on our way to our swanky Holiday Inn in Almaty. (yep, in Kazakhstan!)

When we arrived at the gate to the hotel, the guard took one look at us and the bus, and we were sure he was uttering under his breathe …”None Shall Pass”! But thanks to Sarah’s “La De Dah” elite status and her use of points for our block of rooms, he was forced to call the manager who acquiesced to our request – WHOO HOO!! With access granted, hot showers and cold beer were once again top priorities after our days of camping.

Sarita’s all night editing session and unsuccessful media file uploads to The Adventurists had broken the hotel’s internet! LOL! 🙂 The wi-fi came back on just before we departed at noon, and we were all busy trying to get off one last blog or facebook post before beginning our multi day trek across Eastern Kaz as we headed off in search of the Russian border.

A short drive out of town is where we discovered where all the Kaz locales go on a sunday afternoon: Lake Kapshagay – a large reservoir, with its beach chairs, umbrellas, and water park truly looked like an oasis in the desert!

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The afternoon was spent driving through some beautiful countryside dotted with small farming towns. The light that fell across the vast wide open plains was a feast for the eyes. Big white puffy clouds cast their long shadows over the green rolling grasslands, an endless bright blue sky and mountains in the distance

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The occasional passing semi with Military tanks loaded on their flat beds though was a quick reminder as to where we really were.

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I watched another stunning sunset in the distance from the bus window. This one lit up all the surrounding clouds in magnificent orange with shafts of light streaming outward.

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Time to find a place to camp. We all quickly vetoed the first potential site while we, comfortably sitting INSIDE the bus, watched Sarita take one for the team while checking out the off road conditions for the bus. Flailing her arms about like an epileptic in the midst of a terrible seizure, she furiously swatted away at the hungry mosquitos Yeah, not for us. We continued on til near dark and following on in our apparent theme, Sarita and Pietro navigated our way to another fabulous roadside landfill, I mean campsite, around 9pm.

Come morning, our landfill campsite, was not as bad as we’d imagined the night before. Trash aside, the very early morning light on the grasses and nearby hills was really quite beautiful, to me.

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On The Road Again…

Thursday August 1

After our few too many hours of rest in Kyzylorda yesterday morning, we had a very long way to go to reach the Kyrgyzstan border. We’ve had enough of the desert and have our hearts set on reaching the beautiful Lake Issyk-Kul up in the Tian Shan Mountains.

The fabulous 4 lane paved roads we’d finally found reverted back to the 2 lane remedial dirt, and the further south we headed the more crowded they became. We passed families splashing around in the rivers, construction workers hard at it in the stifling heat, and cattle patrolling the newly paved but unopened roads.

By sunset, the dirt rising up from the road had mixed with the low level fog that had settled in the farm fields, and the sun had that orangey gold glow as it set in the distance behind us.

We passed through the outskirts of Shymkent around 10:30pm. There was a pervasive and overwhelming smell of burning plastic mixed in with the dirt. The streets were full of more cars and people than we’d seen in quite some time. We rolled right past the car dealerships, billboards, mosques, and roadside cafes to continue on to the serenity we craved.

I woke around midnight to a wonderful cool crisp breeze wafting through the bus as we drove through some low rolling smokey hills. A golden orange crescent moon was on the rise to my right, and the Big Dipper brightly shined down on my left. Roadside apple stands, swaged with loosely strung bare bulbs across their tops, dotted the landscape. Each stand seemed to have either a young boy or an old woman sitting not too far away, waiting for someone to stop on this quiet stretch of road so late at night. I savored the moment as long as I could before drifting back off to sleep.

Early the next morning I woke to Stefano’s camera shutter snapping away. I imagined all the cool photos he was taking, but I could not crack my eyes open long enough to look, much less grab my camera for some of my own.

We arrived at the Kazakhstan border around 10:30am. No shakedown or drug sniffing dogs this time, thankfully, just your average confusion as they were unorganized and non-communicative.

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I say hello to the official behind the window as I hand him my passport. He looks right at me and asks me how I am (WOW – English!!) When I say “wonderful” he looks at me with surprise and delight, leans back in his chair and flashes me a huge grin and a hearty belly laugh! (Now THAT is a welcome!)

While we wait for the bus to be cleared, the belly laughing guard has come outside to meet us all and Pietro is showing him how to tie some knots. Meanwhile, one of the customs agents has come over to us girls and is doing his best to flirt with us, telling us all how bee-oo-ti-ful & charming we are! He wants to know which ones of us are not married and sarah does her best to make a love connection for him, to no avail. (I later read in the guidebook that kidnapping of fair maidens for brides is still common here – Yikes!!)

The guards are all busy signing the bus, and are extremely jealous when we tell them we are heading to Issyk-Kul, (an 8 hour drive away) as they want to come with us! After I’ve changed money and checked out the lunch options at the myriad of tents outside the official border control area, I head back to the bus to find that our flirty customs agent is on board. Sarah say’s he’s left his post, via car, to come have photos with us! No photos outside as he is still “on duty”! Before leaving, he asks for a photo with just me, and then gives me his phone number and puts his hand to his head with the sign for me to call him – yeah, will do, right away! We are just across the border, but are already in love with this country – this has definitely been our best & most entertaining border crossing experience yet.

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